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About Me Member Wise Ass xxxBiATcHPrYDexxxFemale/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 5 Years
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re-make to 2009!

Thu Jan 29, 2009, 2:05 AM
  • Mood:
  • Listening to: [bandit snoring]
  • Reading: [the godfather]
  • Watching: [my life pass me by]
  • Playing: with my toe
  • Eating: the bacteria in my mouth
  • Drinking: the bacteria in my mouth
+IN ONE TRY, TYPE YOU NAME WITH YOUR+

-- FINGERS: Lia (hardcore..)
-- CHIN: likz (err. alomst?)
-- ONE FINGER WITH EYES CLOSED: lia (YEA-YA!!!!!!!!!)
-- CHEEK: kyuh jb( yes...)
-- ELBOW: lia (wooo! three letters is so much easier. ahahah)
-- LIPS: lia (very talented lips ;] )
-- PALM: lia (ohh wow! this was alot harder when i was 14..)
-- BACK OF HAND: lia (nice.)
-- NOSE: oliaq (uhm.. i have a flat nose.. spare me.)
-- TONGUE: this is unsanitary..but.. lia (wow.. taste like chicken! hahaha)

+DESCRIBE+

-- YOUR HERITAGE: 100% flip, yo.
-- THE SHOES YOU WORE TODAY: tennies that atarting to talk on the side.
-- YOUR EYES: poop brow.
-- YOUR WEAKNESS: sex.
-- YOUR FEARS: ok.. ok.. you got me. its YOU. haha.. no seriously.. the dark. (how sad .. i know..)
-- ONE THING YOU'D LIKE TO ACHIEVE: a job at this point.

+WHAT IS+

-- YOUR THOUGHTS FIRST WAKING UP: blanket stealer!
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: face.
-- THE FIRST FEATURE YOU NOTICE IN THE SAME SEX: boobs. perhaps eyes. maybe lips. ahah.
-- YOUR BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE: none. =]
-- YOUR BEDTIME: non existent.
-- YOUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT: waking up and getting dressed. BY MESELF.. most of the time. ;]
-- YOUR MOST MISSED MEMORY: being skinny.

+YOU PREFER+

-- PEPSI OR COKE: coke. mmm..
-- MCDONALD'S OR BURGER KING: ehh.. mcDs i guess. mostly for the fries =]
-- SINGLE OR GROUP DATES: depends on where that date is going and bla bla..
-- ADIDAS OR NIKE: cant afford either.
-- CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: hmm.. im feeling chocolate..
-- CAPPUCCINO OR COFFEE: Frapaccino.

+DO YOU+

-- SMOKE: indeed.
-- CUSS: yep.
-- TAKE A SHOWER EVERYDAY: mhmm.
-- HAVE A CRUSH(ES): more like obsessions. hahaah.
-- WHO ARE THEY: you =]
-- DO YOU THINK YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE?: yep.
-- WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE: haha. perhaps.
-- LIKE HIGH SCHOOL: not the drama and teachers and class part...
-- WANT TO GET MARRIED: mhmm =]
-- TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: i try.
-- GET MOTION SICKNESS: when i read in the car.. or on the plane..
-- THINK YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE: nope.
-- THINK YOU'RE A HEALTH FREAK: i just had kfc for breakfast like 4 hours ago. you tell me.
-- GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: eh. life.
-- LIKE THUNDERSTORMS: when i have someone to cuddle with yea =]
-- PLAY AN INSTRUMENT: i attempted in my tiny years.

+IN THE PAST MONTH DID/HAVE YOU+

-- DRANK ALCOHOL: indeed.
-- SMOKE(D): yep.
-- DONE A DRUG: i have a presciption =] hahaha
-- HAVE SEX: uh huh.
-- MADE OUT: same.
-- GO ON A DATE: well.. it wasnt really a date..?
-- GO TO THE MALL: like 4 days ago =]
-- EATEN SUSHI: i think.. maybe its been longer than a month tho..
-- BEEN ON STAGE: imma starrr! =]
-- BEEN DUMPED: nope =]
-- GONE SKATING: stood on a skateboard.. and fell off..again.
-- MADE HOMEMADE COOKIES: dont have a working oven.
-- BEEN IN LOVE: ewwww.
-- DYED YOUR HAIR: indeed. many times.
-- STOLEN ANYTHING: im a clepto.

+HAVE YOU EVER+

-- FLOWN ON A PLANE: just this monday =]
-- MISSED SCHOOL BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING?: haha.. maybe.
-- TOLD A GUY/GIRL THAT YOU LIKED THEM?: yep =]
-- CRIED DURING A MOVIE?: my girl last week!
-- EVER THOUGHT AN ANIMATED CHARACTER WAS HOT?: fo sho.
-- HAD AN IMAGINARY FRIEND: and what if i still have one?
-- CUT YOUR HAIR: i need to cut it again.
-- HAD CRUSH ON A TEACHER?: sure. why not.
-- PLAYED A GAME THAT REQUIRED REMOVAL OF CLOTHING?: yep.
-- BEEN TRASHED OR EXTREMELY INTOXICATED: ahhahha yea.. ross. ;]
-- BEEN CAUGHT "DOING SOMETHING": ive been cought doing a lot of things.
-- BEEN CALLED A TEASE: yep. and by ross's mom too! ahahah
-- GOTTEN BEATEN UP?: foo! i beat people up!
-- BEEN IN A FIGHT: rawrr! put em up!
-- SHOPLIFTED: again.. clepto.

+THE FUTURE+

-- AGE YOU HOPE TO BE MARRIED: like.. 25?
-- NUMBERS AND NAMES OF CHILDREN: 2 or 3... and i have lots of names picked out! =]
-- DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: ALL ABOUT ME.
-- HOW DO YOU WANT TO DIE?: during meemee's time.
-- WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?: an adult. one thats alive.
--WHAT COUNTRY WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT?: <--THAT ONE!-->

+OPPOSITE -- SAME SEX+

-- BEST EYE COLOR: blue..green.. hazel.. -- depends on what else they look like..
-- BEST HAIR COLOR: blond..or black..-- depends on what they look like...
-- SHORT OR LONG HAIR: depends on what they look like.. (for both)
-- BEST HEIGHT: taller than me! -- shorter than me! hahahaha
-- BEST WEIGHT: depends on what they look like.. or they're hight... (on both)
-- BEST FIRST DATE LOCATION: in the back of the car. hahah! jp.. umm... movie..? -- i dont swing that way.
-- BEST FIRST KISS LOCATION: when departing -- still dont swing that way.

+NUMBER OF+

-- BOYFRIENDS/GIRLFRIENDS YOU'VE HAD: uhm. dont feel like reminiscing.
-- KISSES YOU'VE GIVEN: too many.
-- DRUGS TAKEN ILLEGALLY: same.
-- PEOPLE I COULD TRUST WITH MY LIFE: not many.
-- PIERCINGS: just one. my tongue.
-- TATTOOS: 2 =]
-- TIMES MY NAME HAS APPEARED IN THE NEWSPAPER?: who knows. dont read the paper.
-- SCARS ON MY BODY: cant count that high.
-- THINGS IN MY PAST THAT I REGRET: see above answer.

+FAVORITES+

-- SHAMPOO: the one in the shower.
-- FAV COLOR: rainbow.
-- DAY/NIGHT: depends.
-- SUMMER/WINTER: winter
-- LACE OR SATIN: depends.
-- FAVE CARTOON CHARACTER: stewie.
-- FAVE FOOD: the good kind.
-- FAVE MOVIES: dont make me choose.
-- FAVE SPORT: FOOTBALL! -huuuh!- haha

+RIGHT NOW+

-- WEARING: nothing. underneath my clothes. hahahaha.
-- DRINKING: my saliva.
-- THINKING ABOUT: this question...
-- LISTENING TO: Liam typing.

+IN THE LAST 24 HRS+

-- CRIED: dont think so.
-- WORN JEANS: jeans/ what are those?
-- MET SOMEONE NEW ONLINE: nope.
-- DONE LAUNDRY: tomorrow is laundry day =]
-- DROVE A CAR: not legally. haha.
-- TALKED ON THE PHONE: DUH. im on the phone now. =]

+DO YOU BELIEVE IN+

-- YOURSELF: not most of the time.
-- YOUR FRIENDS: some.
-- SANTA CLAUS: I HAVE TO. or else i dont get presents. ='(
-- TOOTH FAIRY: hell yeah!
-- DESTINY/FATE: at times...
-- ANGELS: yes. i do.
-- GHOSTS: shhh!! *closes eyes and thinks happy thoughts*
-- UFO'S: *u farted outloud* ..yeah. i do it all the time. =]
-- GOD: YES =]

+FRIENDS AND LIFE+

-- DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HAD ANOTHER NAME?: yep. and i go by it too. ahaha.
-- DO YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?: mhmm =]
-- WHICH ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS ACTS THE MOST LIKE YOU?: Andrea.. and ross.. and well, anna too. ahahah.
-- WHO HAVE YOU KNOWN THE LONGEST OF YOUR FRIENDS?: well.. she not really my friend anymore.. she kinda moved.. and we kinda just stopped talking over the years.. but her name is melissa. actual friends? umm.. anna n drea.
-- ARE YOU CLOSE TO ANY FAMILY MEMBER?: my cousin =]
-- WHO DO YOU HANG AROUND THE MOST?: bandit<3
-- WHEN HAVE YOU CRIED THE MOST: probably when im drunk.
-- WHAT'S THE BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD?: waking up next to someone and knowing who they are.
-- WORST FEELING?: waking up to someone and not knowing who they are.
-- WHAT TIME IS IT NOW?: 11:10PM.

+CURRENT+

-- MOOD: my back hurts from slouching. yuck!
-- MUSIC: whatever Liam is playing. Im not quite sure what it is?
-- TASTE: air.
-- HAIR: messy =]
-- ANNOYANCE: im really bored. and horny.
-- SMELL: air.
-- THING I OUGHT TO BE DOING: slouching.
-- WINDOWS OPEN: im pretty sure some window in open in my house.
-- DESKTOP PICTURE: me. duh.
-- BOOK: the godfather.
-- JOB: bitch-ness

+DO I -- HAVE I EVER+

-- HAVE A DREAM THAT KEEPS COMING BACK?: yea. effing annoying.
-- REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE?: trying to pretend it never happened =]
-- STILL LOVE HIM/HER: in a sort of first love kind of way.
-- READ THE NEWSPAPER?: i wouldnt really call it ready.. more like.. burning..or using for bandits potty training =]
-- BELIEVE IT'S POSSIBLE TO REMAIN FAITHFUL FOREVER?: heh.
-- CONSIDER YOURSELF TOLERANT OF OTHERS?: more than people like to believe.
-- CONSIDER LOVE A MISTAKE?: sometimes. =]
-- LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL?: some.
-- HAVE A FAVORITE CANDY?: those sour watermelon gummies that dont really taste like watermelon. =]
-- DO WELL IN SCHOOL?: hahahah sure.
-- WEAR HATS?: when im drunk.
-- HAVE CLOSE FRIENDS?: i hope so.
-- WISH ON STARS?: i like to believe they'll come true.
-- LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: not really.
-- CARE ABOUT LOOKS?: mine? most of the time.

LOVE AND STUFF+

-- GAY? STRAIGHT? BI? NULL?: STRAIGHT as a CIRCLE BABY! hahah...
-- FIRST CRUSH: i dont remember... aladdin?
-- EVER BEEN IN A THING CALLED LOVE?: HOLY FUCK. HOW MANY FUCKING LOVE QUESTIONS DO YOU HAVE TO HAVE.
-- DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?: hellooooo chad michael murray anyone?
-- DO YOU BELIEVE IN "THE ONE?": like in the matrix?

+ARE YOU A+

-- WUSS: at times.
-- DRUGGY: nope.
-- DAYDREAMER: mhmm.
-- FREAK: totally.
-- DORK: all the time.
-- BITCH/ASSHOLE: i was born with a gift.
-- BRAT: never. =]
-- SARCASTIC: see above answer.
-- SHY: kinda yea =]
-- TALKATIVE: super.
-- ADVENTUROUS: when i want to be.
-- JOKER: dur.

+LAST+

-- BOOK YOU READ: still reading the godfather.
-- MOVIE YOU SAW: bloody valentine. in 3D! =]
-- THING YOU HAD TO DRINK: good question...
-- TIME YOU SHOWERED: couple hours ago.
-- PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE: ross douche bag rogers =]

holy crap that was long.


.....thats what she said. ;]

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  • Interests: you! ;) i love you!!!
  • Favourite movie: too many...BUT ANCHORMAN IZ THE SHIT!!! YAY-YA!
  • Favourite band or musician: Eminem iz my future husband...:-p
  • Favourite genre of music: iz genre french? kuz pepe lepew iz french...
  • Favourite artist: Moi..hahahahahahahah.
  • Favourite poet or writer: Moi...heh.
  • Favourite photographer: Nna
  • Favourite style of art: huh?
  • Operating System: what?
  • MP3 player of choice: omg..too much thinking....i kant even afford one.
  • Shell of choice: shell? why would i choose a shell? you need help..
  • Wallpaper of choice: i would rather paint my wallz....
  • Skin of choice: my skin! why would I want someone elses???
  • Favourite game: alot...?
  • Favourite gaming platform: platform? as in shoes?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Stewie and Cosmo! woot woot!
  • Personal Quote: Thou shall bow in MY presence and worship ME for all eternity!! muhahahah!!!....i love you :-D
  • Tools of the Trade: bondage?

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:iconsqueebacon:
hahahaha your last journal was in july :glomp:

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Why were you in El Salvador?
I was workin' on my tan.
Why'd you blow up that building?
Was blocking my sun.
:iconxxxbiatchprydexxx:
yea i know.. i was actually thinking bout updateing it yeaturdai.. but i dunno.. the laziness overpowered me. :-p ahaha.. but i do update my blogger alot!!! amazing huh?! the site is..

[link]

me so speciaL. =]

whats ur ezine site again??????

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:floating::w00t:.:*:.LuvAlwayzLia.:*:.:w00t::floating:

*could it be that those kids dressed up in sheets arent going as ghosts, but as mattresses?*
:iconsqueebacon:
it shows the people i've recently added to my friends list. and since you're my first friend on there... you're not gonna show up on the page. your still on the complete list

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Why were you in El Salvador?
I was workin' on my tan.
Why'd you blow up that building?
Was blocking my sun.
:iconxxxbiatchprydexxx:
that makes me sad.. =(

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:floating::w00t:.:*:.LuvAlwayzLia.:*:.:w00t::floating:

*could it be that those kids dressed up in sheets arent going as ghosts, but as mattresses?*
:iconsqueebacon:
hey i figured it out.. you're are in my COMPLETE LIST just not the front page

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Why were you in El Salvador?
I was workin' on my tan.
Why'd you blow up that building?
Was blocking my sun.
:iconmexigurl510:
ITS UR BIRTHDAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! I LOVE U SOOO MUCH!! CANT WAIT TILL I GET BAK TO CHILL AND HAVE A PAR-TAY!! hahaha LOVE U LOTS!!! MUAH!

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~*HuGs~*~N~*~KiSsEs*~


LoVe AlWaYs,
AnDrEa
:iconpgcaligirl89:
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:iconhaydensgirl54:
HEy my sexy beast! I cant wait till tomorrow when i get to see your oh so sexy ass! haha :hump: Wellz, yeah... hmm what beach should we go too, we could go the one near khrisz boat and yeah i saw lots of peoplez there last year... hmmm i dunno the gurlz dont know yet soo shhhh :whisper: haha oh wellz gah i am so bored and i really dont want to do my homework right now! stupid homework.... :pee: hahah wellz hmm what should i talk about... stuff yeah stuff stuff is hott! i think i am going to hang cinderella man on my wall too. :toilet: haha :licking: mmm u tast like goolash hahah well ttyl luv you!!!
:finger: haha

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:iconsqueebacon:
hi!! i love you. and your gone. and I love you.

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Why were you in El Salvador?
I was workin' on my tan.
Why'd you blow up that building?
Was blocking my sun.
:iconxxxbiatchprydexxx:
but i love you more!!! ^_^

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:floating::w00t:.:*:.LuvAlwayzLia.:*:.:w00t::floating:

*could it be that those kids dressed up in sheets arent going as ghosts, but as mattresses?*

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